Eggplant Cantina - The Prophetic Place

Where the great Dr. Pete comes to predict your every move.

Dr. Pete Predicts The Future Eggplant Cantina Map

Prophetic Services:

• Free daily horoscopes with a side of fries
• Fortune cookie predictions with a side of regret
• Bespoke tarot readings with a side of disappointment

Dr. Pete's Favorites:

• The Eggplant That Started It All
• The Fateful Fries of 1987
• The Tarot Card That Broke the Mold

Dr. Pete's Prophetic Predictions:

Tomorrow: You will spill coffee on your shirt.

Next Week: The cat will not be amused.

Next Month: You will probably still be single.

Disclaimer:

Dr. Pete's predictions are not actually accurate, but they're fun to read.